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Open Message to Gov. Markell June 18, 2009

Posted by downwithabsolutes in First State Filth.
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Keep your pimp hand strong, Governor! Keep them hos in order at Legislative Hall!

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1. Dana Garrett - June 18, 2009

That is too funny!

2. arthur - June 18, 2009

next time you want to attempt photo manipulation, ask kilroy to assist. even his bad pictures are better than that.

3. Mike Matthews - June 18, 2009

That’s the whole point, arthur. It’s supposed to look obviously fake.

4. arthur - June 18, 2009

really? it looks just like his arm.

5. delawarerepublican - June 18, 2009

Very small point to some but violence against women is not funny, real or imagined.

Mike Protack

6. RSmitty - June 18, 2009

Oh Protack, you issue-of-the-moment BORE! You parse this post out to apparently your own gain, but on DL you compare debating Dave Burris to that with a MENTAL PATIENT and you make comedic fun at the expense of the financial disaster my household is under due to the horrific accident that almost took my wife’s life. If nothing (which is what you are), at least BE CONSISTENT in your defense of those who are being faced with difficult moments.

When you really get a heart to replace your pedestal, maybe we’ll listen. Until then, FUCK OFF. Maybe with your next flight, you can plan to land in Clueville.

7. Susan - June 18, 2009

Oh Protack, you issue-of-the-moment BORE!
I’m going to have to second that comment.

And btw, I’m a woman, and I find the Markell picture quite funny.

8. Hube - June 18, 2009

Maybe with your next flight, you can plan to land in Clueville.

ROTFLMAO!! Best line I’ve heard/read in a long while!!

9. Mat Marshall - June 18, 2009

Been watching from a distance for a while, but damn. Protack just got pwnd.

Again.

10. delawarerepublican - June 18, 2009

The comment stands, violence against women real or in some sense of humour is indefensible.

As for the immature and stupid remark about clueville, you need to do much better than that remark. About 50,000 people rode my planes last year and all enjoyed a safe flight.

One half of America is having a financial nightmare, try taking a 38% pay cut and losing a pension worth $1.6 million on the same day? Toughen up and get on with it.

Save the drama on accidents also, try 9 months of treatment for Cancer and ongoing medical issues to this day. We all struggle.

Again, depictions of violence against women are sad.

Mike Protack

11. Mat Marshall - June 18, 2009

“As for the immature and stupid remark about clueville, you need to do much better than that remark. About 50,000 people rode my planes last year and all enjoyed a safe flight.”

How’s opportunism look from 20,000 feet?

12. annoni - June 18, 2009

pimp hand asside,

Markel is going to rolled by the legislature. over and over again. For any other outcome to be possible, Markel would have to start with a workable plan and then show some Leadership in taking his plan to the legislature and to the people. Neither of wich had he done nor is he capable of doing.

13. delawarerepublican - June 18, 2009
14. RSmitty - June 18, 2009

Protack, why is it you are common-sense-dense? I never…NEVER…said anything about your piloting experience, nor would I ever even try, yet, you defended it. Are you that insecure? Is that why your digital footprint yields so many burned bridges and bodies in its wake? Seriously, why defend your piloting record when I said nothing about it? All I said is plan to land in Clueville. NOTHING to do with your experience. Get over yourself once in a while!

Save the drama on accidents also, try 9 months of treatment for Cancer and ongoing medical issues to this day. We all struggle.
While I have no idea, I am going to take a guess and say you are speaking of your spouse. If so, I am deeply sorry you and her had to experience that, I truly am. That said, that is the difference between you and me. I make that situation of yours offlimits to the crap you practice. You, on the other hand, look at mine and see it as rich fodder for your shit-flinging and soap-box standing self. You find it humorous? You tell me to get over stuff like this or financial issues? If so, why then, do we hear about your freaking pension loss anytime someone challenges you? Hey, Mike, GET OVER IT!

While you are right that violence against women (or men) is sad, bad, and intolerable, I also find your issue-of-the-moment grandstading pathetic. You also still won’t stand up to you equating a debate with Dave Burris to that of one with a mental patient. Why the double standard? Because your shit doesn’t stink?

Like I said, next flight, plan a stop over in Clueville.

15. RSmitty - June 18, 2009

OMG! I just got an email from the President of Clueville and he said our PILOTician is on the no-fly list in their country. His digital footprints have given them concern that he would terrorize their livelihood and make them as clueless as him!

Sorry, Mike, looks like that beneficial layover in Clueville is permanently off. Enjoy that oblivion in your mind.

16. victim - June 18, 2009

Didn’t Carper beat his way to Washington?

17. arthur - June 18, 2009

Protractor – If your skills and love of flying is so great then why do you want to leave it all behind to be governor/senator/representative/president/dog catcher or any other elected official?

why? becuase you want to suck off the taxpayers teet to avoid working?

i cant even imagine how difficult it is for you to know that an inept dolt like KWS got elected to anything before you.

18. jen - June 18, 2009

All this back and forth is funnier than the post. Sorry, Mikey.

The Clueville line was great.

19. Mike Matthews - June 18, 2009

Point of order, Mr. Protack: Many of the gov’s “hos” in Dover are, in fact, men.

Carry on.

20. Why the pimp hand is necessary « Down with Absolutes! - June 19, 2009

[...] Where’s Gov. Markell and his pimp hand when we need it? [...]

21. victim - June 19, 2009

doesn’t protack work in a cock-pit? why is it called a cock-pit?

22. jen - June 19, 2009

R-r-r-ring! R-r-r-ring!
Hello. Yes, he’s here.

Mike–clue phone–it’s for you.